This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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