Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
high people should be assigned attendants
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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