I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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