i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
