i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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