He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
