how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
this just has baby written all over it
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Randomize
