is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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