It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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