We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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