I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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