i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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