you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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