Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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