that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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