So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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