I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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