Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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