doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
porn star boner night. come get it.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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