Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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