I'm really into asian looking animals
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
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insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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