No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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