His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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