i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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