We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
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:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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