so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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