just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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