Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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