Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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