i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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