Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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