Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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