I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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