i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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