I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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