I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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