Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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