I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
