it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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