Heybabeimwearingurpanties
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
time to smoke my breakfast
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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