Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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