Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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