There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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