So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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