69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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