Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
