Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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