Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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