Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
how does that bad decision feel?
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