Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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