ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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