I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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