Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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