Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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