Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.