i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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