Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
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Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.