just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
your address is 607B right?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??